Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

There are many possibilities. Please see a different vet. Inline with the vet's opinion get tests done to find out what's wrong.

I'm assuming no redness or skin irritation bc your vet would have seen that at least.

Skin scraping test

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Something is wrong.

Do not put anything prescription topical on her bc what's meant for hoomons can cause a pet’s eyes to bleed.

• Check for Bindi eyes or any foreign object/splinter.

How would you define love?

• When on heat, a bitch will lick constantly.

UTI

Go to your chemist and grab a tube of canesten cream (internal and external) and stop itch (external ONLY). So long as her skin isn't red raw or bleeding, dry the external area, apply the cream, then give her a bone/chew toy/ stick to chew on. The cream plus the distraction helps in most milder situations.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Fungal /thrush

Lemon juice. If you're willing to try anything.

Internal examination (I honestly think it's internal) and so forth.

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

• A Fungal infection may be present.

Pop a teaspoon of salt in a cup of room temperature water, dunk her in it for a minute skin clean.

Please give your pup a treat, a collar free neck rub, and a gentle kiss on the head from me 😎✌️

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

• A uti infection can have that affect.

You can very gently apply a small amount of canesten cream inside her vagina entrance and vulva however its toxic if she licks a fair amount off so use a rolled up towel for an anti lick collar and even though the lickng makes everything except a cut much worse, please let her lick when you dont understand her issue while you have no relief to offer her until the vet provides you with his/her specific instructions regarding what's going on. At that medicated point, the vet will probably not allow llicking.